The moral of “The Three Little Pigs” is “make your house with bricks.” Why are we giving four year olds architectural advice?
So glad I was weird af in high school cuz now ain’t no one hittin me up to join their pyramid scheme 😌😌
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The 2nd amendment gives us the right to bear arms and the 8th amendment gives us the right to horse legs
Biden: I’m gonna punch him.
Obama: Smile and wave, Joe.
me: these edibles aren’t doing anything
lamp: just give it a little time
My dentist reminded me of my wife’s sensitive gag reflex. We laughed & laughed.
Then I remembered that my wife & I have different dentists.
Weighing up my bread heating options
Highway to Hell is my favorite song about walking down the aisle.
In Australia, 7 spiders eat you in your sleep every year.