If you disagree with someone, just slap them with a fish.
So I’m still newish around here…
What are the rules about Canadians? Does everybody get one? Do I get to choose? Where do I sign up?
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Thank God I still have 20 days to achieve my goal of “going to the gym in 2013.”
Posted a photo of my clean house on Facebook and it was flagged as fake news.
I am “knows everything about Aardvarks because Mom bought an encyclopedia,” years old.
I interviewed 300 high achievers about their morning routine, and you will never believe, they all have inherited family wealth.
This dude is using a pay phone , I guess someone got kidnapped
I really really really really clearly am not a PC type of gal but I’m a little weirded out at the oriental dressing option on my flight
Oh to be a woman in the 1800s, diagnosed with hysteria and getting a lobotomy
American Bulldog: Bark!
German Shepard: Ba<hocks loogie>rk!
Boston Terrier: fahken bahk!
Girlfriend: *whispering* Have you ever thought of getting rid of that mole?
Me: He may be blind, but he’s not deaf