So lemme get this straight. Han Solo can understand Chewbacca just fine but at age 900, basic English grammar still goes over Yoda’s head.

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I’ve also had salmonella poisoning and you don’t see me running back for seconds.


Man: You’ve been very loyal but it’s best we part ways

Dog: I don’t understand. What’s the problem?

Man: Your talking kinda freaks me out.


BOSS: We need to improve morale
ME: Okay
BOSS: How about an office party?
ME: [crosses out “replace coworkers with puppies”] I guess


my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)


“What’s your secret?!”
I eat fireworks


Quick new parent question at what age do you let your new baby start sleeping indoors?


[Signing waiver for the show Cops]
No no, you don’t have to blur my face but how about a sweet mustache?


Sorry I chased you three city blocks but I wanted to meet your dog


Do you ever think hell is full and so the rest of us came back then made a twitter account?


it’s fun to mess with teachers by training your kids to review books with terms like “sophomoric” and “pedestrian”