Are people in Canada allowed to go oat and aboat yet?
So much focus on the gold silver and bronze! What about the fourth place finisher? Sorry about that 1/200th of a second. Here’s a cheese sandwich.
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Wife: It’s ova
Me: *Crying* Because I can’t do crosswords?
Calm down check out guy, you don’t have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn’t be in Quickie Mart..
how did harry potter get down the hill?
what do you mean I never take you anywhere we just took a 365 day trip around the sun
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DOCTOR: you have leprosy