So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was “supposed to look natural.”

My hair is purple, guys. Purple.

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Squirrels are just hobos with fancy fur coats.


ROBIN: Let me drive the Batmobile.

BATMAN: Never. I’d rather let Superman-

[wall breaks down]




the only proof i have that there is a god is that one time i saw a dude in a “Bazinga” shirt get into a car and drive directly into a tree


[First Date]
ME: I prepared some questions to get to know you
HER: Ok!
ME: What’s the capital of Honduras?
HER: um…
ME:[writing] bad at geo-


So apparently it’s rude if somebody asks if you have a light & you tell them they’ll have to go to the end of the tunnel to find it…


MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons.


“I see that you’re wearing a black shirt, so I’m going to be extra affectionate today.” -Cats


I cleaned the house last month and it’s already dirty again. Life is SO unfair.