imagine a dolphin. now imagine a small dog. folks there is plenty more where that came from
So we no longer say “please” and “thanks” in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it’s ok to key impolite people’s cars.
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interrogator: you leave us no choice. time for good cop, jazz cop
suspect: you mean bad cop?
suspect: i confess.