@PopSlapFunk: So we no longer say "please" and "thanks" in the office? Never got the memo. But I did get one saying it's ok to key impolite people's cars.
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@Reverend_Scott: [school] Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy? "Abolishing slavery." And... "Slaying vampires." Very good.
@Gupton68: wife: sometimes I think you love bacon more than you love me me: in fairness I never caught the tennis instructor in bed with my bacon w: I despise you