@PleaseBeGneiss: So you brush your teeth with hair on a stick and brush your hair with teeth on a stick. Humans, you've made it.
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@Elizasoul80: I hope to be a cat in my next life so that I can make someone's life more fulfilling without actually having to do anything for them.
@TheAlexNevil: “Please use handrail. Or you know what? Go on, break your neck because you didn’t use the handrail just to spite me.” -if my mom had been the recorded voice at the airport
@OctopusCaveman: Next time you hand someone a roll of toilet paper under the stall, hold their hand for a while. Let them know it's gonna be okay.