RETIRED STUNTMAN: We didn’t have fancy CGI. If the script said to drive a truck into a dinosaur, we drove a truck into a goddamn dinosaur.
“So You’ve Been Drinking and You Think You Can Dance?”
That is definitely a reality show I would watch.
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professor x: what’s your super power
owl: terrible memory
professor x: that’s not usef- you can talk!?
If you die in a plane crash, you also die in real life. That’s just what I heard.
Nervous around the person you like? Sue them. They’ll be forced to see you in court, well dressed & in control. Let the law be your wingman.
It’s not karma, you’re just an idiot.
WIFE: You’re not going to the costume party dressed like that!
ME: DONALD DUCK DOESN’T WEAR PANTS, BRENDA!!
Interviewer: “Why do you want to be a librarian?”
Me: “I like telling people to be quiet.”
guys I wanna start watching the news but I’ve never seen a single episode and I don’t have time to watch it all before the new season starts can one of you catch me up?