@momjeansplease: Some of you act like your mom never went out of town and left you with a babysitter, but the babysitter died and you had to get a job as a fashion designer and become caretaker to your 4 siblings, all while you fell in love with the delivery guy from Clown Dog... and it shows.
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@TheMichaelRock: I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever
@DougBenson: I don't like it when my phone puts a word in "quotals" like I made it up or I'm stupid or something.
@eliserose5: I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes.