@Papa_Mex: Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them
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@stpeteyontweety: Jesus’s ability to reheat food is a bigger question than his status as a deity........
@onume_: The girl next to me is texting her friend about how there's an annoying guy looking at her phone, lemme show her which emojis to use.
@nappydolemite: Living well is the best revenge. Hitting them with your car is a close second, though.