It’s pretty neat how owning a pool gives me an excuse to own every chemical needed to make a body completely disappear.
Some people around here retweet like it’s coming out of their booze allowance.
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We DID NOT walk 500 mile.
And we WOULD NOT walk 500 more.
~ The Disclaimers.
Wifi- Are you comfortable? Like really comfortable?
Me- Yeah, why?
If sharks are so tough how come not a single one turned up to fight me behind the school last Friday
Worst day ever. Accidentally touched a Magic Eraser and now I’m a muggle.
I retweeted my boss to let her know that I know she’s tweeting during the meeting.
………GO TO HELL!!
If Iron Man and Silver Surfer teamed up, they would be alloys.
The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song.
Does anyone know how to get to Sesame Street? Elmo owes me money.