@Shakti_Shetty: Some people enter your life just to improve your pronunciation.
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@CoopSoSarc: Hitting on women at this PTA meeting would probably be easier if I actually had a kid at this school.
@_ElvishPresley_: They wrote "Kevin" on my coffee cup lol how do you get "Kevin" from "David” not to mention they got my order completely wrong
@liv_thatsme: "Don't you wish you had children?" Me: Don't you wish you had money, free time, & sanity?