@WheelTod: Some people will put ketchup on anything: one time I found a first edition of Wuthering Heights in my dad's attic & I just couldn't resist.
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@InnocentMarina6: You know why most americans love minions so much? Because they resemble Twinkies..
@BangMyBongo: Some say Obama is the biggest liar of all time.. I say, the person who chose the spelling of, "Colonel" is the biggest liar of all time
@kirkdiedrich: The guy behind the counter asked me what I wanted on my sub and I said a collar and restraints and now I'm not allowed in Subway.
@nonchalantnacho: Sex with me is like a roller coaster. There's lots of screaming and sometimes people fly out and die.