@michaelianblack: Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop.
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@AbbieEvansXO: Dark Lord: come join the dark side Me: I would never Dark Lord: the good side makes everyone go around in a circle and say something about themselves Me: I’m joining the dark side
@Jerrypleasure: my grandpa got bitten by a spider and he was really upset so i went to get some cream but before i could leave the room i heard him say "at this age i can't handle the responsibility of being a spiderman"
@Alex_N_Chains: Truthful Tuesday: The last time I had sex, I was so excited afterward I fired my musket skyward, alerting the Confederates to our presence.