@Parkerlawyer: Someone call or text my husband and tell him that dinner at Applebee’s is not a “night out on the town.”
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@KatieBurnett: Do people who happily announce their pregnancy know they are going to be stuck with a baby afterwards?
@continentlbkfst: boss : you’re gonna do the color commentary tonight ok [later] announcer: here goes jackson rounding 3rd me: and those pants are as mustard yellow as it gets folks
@RBColl: I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?