@Ristolable: Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said "file this under sad." WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING
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@blade_funner: [GOD CREATING BEES] G: Super important A: k G: And their spit tastes delicious. A....k G: But they're so *clenches fists* angry
@MichaelTrying: How much mint do I have to muddle into this mojito for it to count as a serving of vegetables?
@: Interviewer: “Why did you leave your last job?” Me: “After coming back from vacation, all my passwords had expired. It was easier to resign than reset them.”