I’ve never used the word culvert in a sentence. Well, until now.
Someone once told me I can’t say I hate camping if I’ve never been camping but I’ve never been stabbed in the eye and I can say with 100% certainty I would hate it so how’s this any different
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My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today.
Saying “let me show you how it’s done”
– vibe killer
Saying “this is how we do it”
– it’s Friday night and I feel alright
– the party’s here on the west side
– so I reach for my 40 and I turn it up
– designated driver take the keys to my truck
Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn’t drink you back. It doesn’t make sense.
Her: What did you mean when you said, “rub it for good luck”?
Rabbit (nervously): …I was talking about my foot
I really want another child, but the idea of starting over with another pregnancy/infant feels like Katniss heading back into the arena.
If I was one of the seven dwarfs I’d be Nopey.
Me: I need to lose some weight.
Fries: Let’s do it together.