This guy poured his box of raisinets directly into his bag of popcorn at the movie counter. After my initial shock I bowed to him.
Someone stole my mood ring and I don’t know how I feel about that.
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“Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you’ve been buying.”
*silently writes him out of my will*
Pretty sure my last words will be something along the lines of, “just cut the moldy part off; I’m not wasting good cheese!”
Hey Fun Fact:
Remember that “You Wouldn’t Steal A Car” anti-piracy ad? The guy who wrote the music for that ad was never paid for their work
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A haunted house, but instead of masked creatures it’s filled with everyone’s mother-in-laws.
BBC crime shows on Netflix:
– Inspector Grimpenchester
– The Hangman’s Ax
– Get Me Bumblry!
– Miss Lettie Pennyfeather’s Detective Concern
Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines.
Beards are a privilege, not a right
*maintains eye contact with coworker while licking a yogurt lid for seventeen minutes*