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@Staggfilms: Someone tried to abduct me today by sloppily painting “taco truck” on the side of a windowless van.
@ShortSleeveSuit: [getting pulled over]
ME: excuse me officer what was i doing wrong?
MOM COP: you were driving erratically. are you hungry? you seem hungry. step out of the car and eat this alphabet soup backwards for me
@prufrockluvsong: ME: I’ll have the pasta with mushroom, aka the fungus of the woods.
DATE: You know when you say it like that it's not very appetizing.
ME: Oh, sorry! I’ll have the shrimp instead, aka the cockroach of the sea.