@ddsmidt: Sometimes I feel like Twitter has run its course. Then I remember everyone here hates running.
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@OohSnapItsChris: I like to whisper my questions to the Librarian so they can ask me to speak louder
@ellewasamistake: so no-one told you life was gonna be this way *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot*
@SequelsWeWant: Honey I Shrunk the Kids IV: They shrink everyone on earth on purpose The planet will never run out of resources Everyone is eaten by ants
@ClichedOut: my gf: this guy is hitting on me, teach him a lesson me: ok [to guy] tomatoes are technically fruits