@jilleb163: Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as "Quiet and keeps to herself."
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@GrowlyGrego: [First date] DATE: Tell me something unique about yourself. ME: Well, I always sleep with one arm under my pillow. DATE: Lots of people do that. Anything more interesting? ME: It’s not my arm.
@farleftcoast: I should really stop getting stoned before I shower. I think I just washed my hair 16 times.