@JamesHavoc: Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away.
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@sambaintv: How To Write: get as distracted as possible for as long as possible until you are driven to start typing by an overpowering sense of shame.
@MooseAllain: "Help! I can't get my jogging trousers off!" "We'll have to perform an emergency trackybottomy"
@sarcasticmommy4: I love this time of year because I can leave my husband at home with the kids & say I’m going Christmas shopping when really I’m just out driving around in my car to get some peace & quiet.