Though this is probably not what Nietzsche had in mind, you cannot unsee this
Sometimes when I’m sad, I’ll go to the park and, from a distance, look thru my thumb and index finger and begin squishing people’s heads…
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I was worried about being overdressed for a Walmart run, but I spilled my dinner on my shirt, so I’m good now.
“There’s a clown hanging over you.”
“You mean cloud.”
“I wish I did.”
I am so proud to be part of a society that needs television commercials to remind us not to lock our kids in hot cars.
My minivan has this cool anti-theft system called its a minivan
Who told cauliflower it can be anything it wants?
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the Abandoned Children’s Home…so I gave him my kids.
My surname: ‘Ever.’ My given forename: ‘Superior’. Similar to a torn talofibular ligament, I am not one to be trifled with.
With all the conflicts in the world, the board game Risk has taught me the first thing we should do is invade Australia.