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@UncleDuke1969: Son: Dad?
Me: Yeah?
S: Do you have a plan for the 'Zombie Apocalypse'?
M: Sure do.
S: What is it?
M: To run faster than you & your sister.

Son: Dad?
Me: Yeah?
S: Do you have a plan for the ‘Zombie Apocalypse’?
M: Sure do.
S: What is it?
M: To run faster than you & your sister.

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