@longwall26: Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for "fun." We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity
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@topaz_kell: [taking a picture] Me: "Make love to the camera!" Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."
@beingtheo: I believe the Pope did what all Catholics are told to do. Pull out early.
@bridger_w: Does anybody know what date Easter is this year? And if so, what are you, obsessed with Easter
@TheRolo: *UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon.
@Big_Cat74: [things I worry about on vacation] 1) Getting eaten by a shark 2) Worrying that I didn’t get eaten by a shark because it assumed I tasted funny
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