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@skittle624: Son: We’re having chicken and rice for dinner?

Me: No. That’s for the dogs. Heat up some pizza rolls or something.

Son: We’re having chicken and rice for dinner? 

Me: No. That’s for the dogs. Heat up some pizza rolls or something.

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