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@AdamShaftoe: Soooooo I have been writing reviews for about ten years. My wife's review of Alien puts everything I have ever written to shame.

"Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars."

Soooooo I have been writing reviews for about ten years. My wife’s review of Alien puts everything I have ever written to shame. 

“Alien is a movie where nobody listens to the smart woman, and then they all die except for the smart woman and her cat. Four stars.”

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