“Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let’s try to actually get something done today. All in favor?”
Sorry, grandma. You stood up. You have to be Slim Shady now.
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STOP RUNNING IN THE HOUSE!
I said STOP RUNNING!
YOU BETTER RUN YOU LITTLE SHIT!
My bank sends a text with my balance. It’s a nice feature but I didn’t think the LOL was necessary.
Everyone is at the store buying milk and bread to prepare for the snow. I’m buying frozen pizza. Enjoy your milk sandwiches, losers!
an advice to every dad,if you wanna see your children just turn the router off,they will suddenly appear.btw ur neighbor might come as well.
Subway kid: Would you like your sandwich toasted?
Me: No, I’m toasted enough for both us. In fact I’m kind of hoping it can drive me home.
Things I’ve mastered:
1) Learning stuff the hard way.
3) Missing the point.
4) Not finishing anything.
It won’t be the alcohol or cigarettes that kill me. It’ll be me laughing at an inappropriate time.