@CantWaitToNap: Sorry I hit you with my car over and over... but you kept getting up.
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@hippieswordfish: [bus stop] 'help! is there a doctor around?' im a dr 'this guy got shot' how does that make you feel 'what are u doing?' im a psychiatrist
@MeetMrAhmeed: Uber should have a way of showing fare charges while trip is still going on, so you can know when to come down and start trekking