Turns out HR doesn’t care if it’s national underwear day, you have to wear pants to work.
Sorry I replied “yikes” to your selfie.
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Jean shorts on men should be called Danny Dukes. Or Daisy Dons. Or maybe just Poor Life Choices.
If you didn’t need at least five napkins and your sleeve, that burger wasn’t greasy enough.
My parents waited way too long to tell me about Santa and the Easter Bunny. I was so mad I got in my car & drove away.
The Rubik’s Cube’s already solved when you buy it so there’s really no reason to touch it.
HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY.
Man: I’d like to buy a fur coat please
Clerk: Sorry sir, this is a pet store
Man: I’d like to buy 200 gerbils please
Today’s episode of Wheel of Fortune has been cancelled because Jesus took the wheel.
Pour your beer in a coffee cup because sometimes walking around with a beer during breakfast is frowned upon.