*suddenly pulls away from kissing* BUT WHERE DOES THE STORK GET THE BABY FROM?!?
Sorry I shot your SUV but it’s deer season, I saw the antlers and I panicked.
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“No, it’s not me” 😂💀
[touching face upon receiving compliment]
Glad you like it. But, it’s not a teardrop tattoo. It’s an Oxford comma.
It’s Election Eve, Not Election and Steve!
“Oooo, a window. Let’s see if I can fly through it.” – Dumbass birds