Sorry I told you we should definitely hang out sometime and then didn’t answer my phone for 5 years

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wat if harry poter was pokemon


[friends chatting in back of my car]
“im good at impressions”
how good?
in satnav voice: “turn left”
[i drive us clean off a bridge]


My therapist told me today that I need to stop talking to inanimate objects, but I mean he’s just a lamp so what does he really know anyway


All your most annoying Facebook friends have shared this with the caption “wow, really makes you think.


I scream, you scream, this funeral just got more interesting.


You’ve taken 3 pregnancy tests this month.
“What’s your point”
My point is that your shoplifting is odd and out of control Eric.