I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
Sorry I yelled: BLESS YOU and handed you a tissue after you told me you loved me
Blow your nose, it will pass
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I think they could have phrased this better
How to pick up a girl in a club:
1. Stare at her
2. Walk up to her
3. Shout stuff
captain: any leads in the diarrhea case
detective: nothing solid
Me: can i get that last tub of frozen cow juice ?
Sales assistant: oh ha ha, thats ben and jerry’s
Me: *Leans in and slides a 50 over the counter* i wont tell em if you dont
The current world population is 7.67 billion people. In 1971, when “Imagine” was written, it was 3.78 billion.
So if you’re listening today you should really only be expected to imagine 49.28% of the people.
I’m spending my adult life behind bars, or as my spouse likes to call it, married
Hey look! They named a candy after you!
*points to Dum Dums*
X-tra spooky blend
I once had sex while drinking a beer and didn’t spill a drop.
I only wish there was someone else there to witness it.