@JDBooie: Sorry I'm late, there was traffic and I lied about when I left.
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@ojedge: [red carpet] "So Ryan, who are u with tonight?" Ryan Gosling [proudly] "My parents" [two geese in black tie nervously shuffle to his side]
@Roweboat13G: I believe in karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it.
@drinksmcgee: The best part about owning cats is that they’ll eat you when you die and save you the cost of a funeral.
@CaseyMichelle__: Well if you didn't want me to fall in love with you, why did you tell me you had nachos?