LASAGNA IS ONE OF THE WORST SPELLED WORDS THAT SHIT IS ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS, SHOULD BE LASONYA BUT UR ALL SCARED TO TALK ABOUT IT, SCARED OF WHAT COULD HAPPEN
Sorry it took me 10 months to text you back. I’m a snake now and I typed this with my head.
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Luke: What about my mother?
Obi Wan: Died in childbirth, literally nothing could be done.
Don’t try to sell a membership to the president of the fan club.
me: omg stay away
spider: don’t worry I’m a good spider
me: there’s good spiders?
spider: hahaha no I’m gonna get you
I wrote out SOS with M&M’s
Five minutes later
I wrote out SO with peanut M&M’s
It has been
2?4? 0 days
since you last stepped in cat puke.
My computer is frozen. Unfortunately it looks like moving my mouse around in circles did absolutely nothing to fix the problem.
I keep getting bills from the Memory Erasing Clinic but I’ve never been there
Here’s a sentence that has stuck with me for 22 years, from a doofy classmate’s story in 8th-grade English: “The werewolf puked and died.”
It’s my mom’s personal mission in life to save me 20% on all my purchases by clipping out and giving me every coupon known to mankind.