@CulturedRuffian: Sounds painful and this is the weirdest pick up line ever. Can I just pay for my stuff and leave? Mmm-k, Thanks.
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@heidi420x: Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure.
@McGrumpenstein: Wife: We should go camping Me: Yay *waits til wife is gone to tell kids the Blair Witch Project plot. Camping trip turns into visit to NYC*