@mydanimarie: MY NECK. MY BACK. MY PJ'S AND MY SNACK.

@amydillon: One of my sons says he likes my new haircut, and the other will have to twirl a sign outside a Mattress Firm to pay for college, I guess.

@: her: *gets on knees* me: oh yeah her: *goes down to all fours* me: oh yeah her: *bends over backwards, crawls around the room and screeches praises to The Dark One* me: oh no

@Mike__Lee: I'm sending a whole bunch of emails to random Nigerians letting them know they've won the Canadian lottery.

@pauleggleston: -I've got a phobia of coincidences. -Me too! *faints* *faints*