@joshbupkes: Speed was unrealistic because nobody riding a bus wants to live
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@JohnLyonTweets: What's that, Lassie? Timmy's in trouble? His marriage is falling apart? He's having an existential crisis? I've got my own problems, Lassie.
@lazerdoov: *bursts into starbucks* Me: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POWER OUTLET Barista: yeah over there Me: oh thank god *plugs in a mechanical bull*