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@T_Bonezzz: SPELLING BEE
Can I have the definition, please?
@GrillinChillin9: Want to feel old? Have a kid ask you why it's called "rolling down the car window" when all you do is press a button.
@daemonic3: WIFE: my battery died, do you have something that can power my cell?
ME: [sips from World’s Greatest Science Teacher mug] ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᶦᵗᵒᶜʰᵒⁿᵈʳᶦᵃ
@missekay: The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
@LlamaInaTux: (A world where everyone is named Bethany)
Bethany: what should we name our child?
@pixelatedboat: To be honest you were our third choice for this poisoner job but the other two got poiso... oh that was you, nice