My organization style can be best described as “just don’t look in that room.”
<– Spends a good 10 minutes removing the stuffed animals from my bed before we get down to business. But Rupert stays, he likes to watch.
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me: *rubs lamp*
genie: I will grant you three wishes
me: can you go away I’m rubbing this lamp
Just because someone smiles a lot doesn’t mean they’re nice. Take alligators for example.
you say “sitting in your parents’ basement wearing pajamas” like it’s a bad thing
Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic – Tacs.
Over all these years, you’d think I’d remember how important the “L” in clock is…especially when asking mom if I can borrow dad’s.
My 5yo was talking incessantly in the car and my husband turned the music way up to drown her out and I fell in love all over again.
If you’re telling a story to a group and are interrupted and then no one asks you to continue, ruin their party by drowning in the pool.
Would I like wedges? No thank you, I shall stick with fries. Not a huge fan of starch that takes 30 minutes to cool down enough to eat while simltaniously becoming totally inedible, but thank you for offering me your salty paper weights.
wife & I started scheduling date night between midnight & 7am, we just sleep the whole time, but at least we’re doing something together