Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does the same movies over again.
Who’ll he fight? The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

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PLUTO: I’m back, baby!

NASA: because we found a new one!



Twitter is like Gilligan’s Island. We have the skills to fix the boat and leave.

Instead we stay & learn how use coconuts a 1000 ways.


Hey check out this new candle I got.
-Sweet. What flavor is it?
I think you mean ‘what scent is it?’
*with a mouthful of candle wax*


My hand just touched toilet water. Now I’m on eBay looking for a second-hand hand.


“I don’t think we should see each other anymore.”

*turns off lights*



Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger “I’m mad at some online person I’ve never met” then let them punch you


Mildredโ€™s cat, Mildred, is missing.

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Which is probably why the cat left in the first place.


How will the whales ever evolve if we keep pushing them back in the water?