@sageboggs: *spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN
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@MissNaughty1801: Him: you are correcting my every word for the last six years of our marriage Me: for the last 7 years
@zachreinert03: The word tag is confusing. It can mean spray paint or touch someone & they're it. Either way, there's a purple kid in my neighborhood now
@sofarrsogud: My online dating profile just says ‘Invented Karate’ so the rest of you guys can just give up now.
@MenMusings: The 1st cup was used in 1874, the 1st helmet was used in 1974. It only took 100 years to learn our brain is also important.