*spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN
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Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it’s him!
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Have single guys scared of the “Friend Zone” even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?
I lost a roomba in my apartment. Don’t ask me to babysit.
Finding $5 you didn’t know you had is awesome til you realize you’re 34, it’s 2011 & $5 won’t even buy enough gas to drive you off a cliff.
the coronavirus really making people awaken their inner “A guy bought 20 watermelons” from those math problems
So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don’t taste any different.
What sound does a cow make?
Good, a duck?
Good, how about a seal?
“My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy