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@sageboggs: *spits out coffee* VERB IS A NOUN
@Book_Krazy: Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny.
Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828
@SatansTongue: *Sleeping Beauty gives rotten apple to Obama*
Only a kiss from his one true love will save him
*Biden takes out lipstick*
@WritePlay: My family tried an "Unplugged Evening", and that's how we accidentally killed Nana
@kevnasto: My pizza store delivers weed as well. Lol just kidding. He doesn't sell pizza.
@SamGrittner: Life is what happens when you're busy choosing a filter for what already happened in life.