@noogscorner: Splinter: Leo.
Mikey: I'm Michelangelo. That's Leo.
Donny: I'm Donatello. That's Leo.
Leo: I thought I was Raphael.
- Why they wear masks
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@Tmoney68: Why don't those badass UFC guys use their fighting skills to defend themselves against terrible tattoo artists?
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@Annekinns: How much for the soulmate? Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.
@trevso_electric: "Sushi" is Japanese for "take a picture of this, white girls."
@BraandoCommando: [in bed] Me: Don’t you love being on top? Date: *peering down from top bunk* this isn’t what I had in mind Me: shhh, you’re gonna wake my mom
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