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@Gre_Gone: *stares into the abyss*
*abyss pretends it's doing something on its phone*
@realHamOnWry: Cell phones are like babies now ... except, nobody leaves their phone with a stranger while they go off to work.
@my_minivan_life: No thank you GPS.I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything
@SteveSuckington: [first date]
Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole
Her: I know how juice boxes work
Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?
@AnkCoupleTO: I was in the mood for nuts this morning so I chased a squirrel for 3 miles and the little prick led me right to his stash, yum!
@longwall26: Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over.