@TheGrimKing: Starting my diet and training tomorrow; hope I can count on your support and prayers that I die in my sleep. Please RT.
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@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: Do you have any references? ME: I find your lack of faith disturbing. INTERVIEWER: What? ME: *leans in really close* That's a Star Wars reference.
@Brampersandon_: *Guy is rushed in on a stretcher* DR: what happened EMT: we found him passed out & seizing during a shrek marathon DR: WE'VE GOT AN OGREDOSE