@jennandoah

Stick it to the man

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@4SLars

My financial advisor recommended I join a doomsday cult.

@FeelingEuphoric

[coffee shop]

BARISTA: may i help you?

GUY WHO DEFINITELY LOOKS LIKE A SWARM OF BUTTERLIES IN A TRENCH COAT: you’re out of sugar water

@Douchekevin

I eat the free samples at Costco for lunch every day.

I’m adding ‘enjoys eating out’ to my dating profile.

@AnkCoupleTO

Have single guys scared of the “Friend Zone” even heard of long-term relationships or marriage?

@pakalupapito

why do parents get mad when u sleep all day like im staying out of trouble and im not spending your money like what is the issue here

@CastAwayKristen

“Nine Foods You Should Never Eat Again”

Also known as the contents of my refrigerator.

@mattZillaaaa

I’ve had about 13 beers so I guess I’ll give myself a haircut

@IamEveryDayPpl

My turn ons are naps, cereal, and seeing women that are prettier than me trip over cracks in the sidewalk…