@HarleyPlays: If I was in the military, I would be a sniper. That way I can lie down a lot.

@Shen_the_Bird: genie: i will grant you any wish me: i wish soup was spelled like soop genie: [frowning] no

@glenyrd: I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.

@CantWaitToNap: *Flings your voodoo doll out into the snow* You cold, bro?

@WilliamRodgers: My daughter does this thing where she copies EVERYTHING the dog does; Bark, beg, fetch etc. It was adorable! Until the dog humped the couch