@JohnHilsen: Stop burning bridges. They're not even good kindling. Just use sticks.
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@tuckerflodman: Dessert police! Open up! *breaks down door* Freeze! Cake it easy man, I'm Pudding you in Custardy! "Ugh, well isn't this just Flantastic."
@bepryor: This is what happens when an AP style journalist marries an English major and the English major edits the wedding website copy
@Darlainky: Autocorrect just changed AC to autocorrect even though I meant air conditioning. And I thought I was full of myself.