@JoeKing4King: Stop destroying the earth. This is where I keep all my stuff.
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@KevinFarzad: So when a couple gets engaged on Facebook for April Fools it's okay to comment "hahaha" but the rest of the year it's rude??
@HomeProbably: What do you call a man who does all the cooking, cleaning and washing without complaint? Single.
@mdob11: A high-pressure hose will usually stop a coworker from showing you any more baby photos.