@Donna_McCoy: Stopping to get donuts for the office only works as an excuse for being late if the box isn't empty.
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@murrman5: [while listening to halloween sounds cd I bought] spooky huh [friend on road trip with me] yeah but got anythin else its like a 6 hour drive
@ewfeez: If u want to get out of a conversation in public just say "I've gotta take this" then steal the nearest for-sale item and get arrested.