@Donna_McCoy: Stopping to get donuts for the office only works as an excuse for being late if the box isn't empty.
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@Darlainky: Him: My tummy feels crummy. Me: Too much rummy, dummy.
@meganamram: The reason football players wear helmets is to stop them from kissing
@smedlee: APOCALYPSE SURVIVOR: "We must conserve resources. Only people with useful skills! What's yours?" ME: "I write and want to dir--" "GUNSHOT*
@Loli_Sug: My boss bought a breathalyzer for our office because everyone comes back from lunch drunk. My personal best is .16
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