@HatfieldAnne: I, too, enjoy McDonald's sausage biscuits. We will dialogue further, you and I.

@BoogTweets: Me: *Trying to sneak to the fridge for a late night snack* Hardwood floors: ALLOW ME TO SING YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

@cloudypianos: i wonder what my cat is thinking about when she sits curled up at my feet staring at me for hours and sharpening her hattori hanzo sword

@yerpalmildsauce: WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＢＥＬＩＥＶＥ ＩＮ ＬＩＦＥ ＡＦＴＥＲ ＬＯＶＥ*

@shariv67: Autocorrect and I are so close, we finish each other's sentinels.